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Britons brace for Storm Ciaran by putting sandbags and flood barriers outside homes and shops ahead of 90mph gales set to batter UK - as train operators start to cancel services and tell commuters to work from home Dialect: While most of the Waitrose quotes have a posh air, Aldi's shoppers speak in local dialects Dominic Cummings branded Cabinet 'useless f***pigs' as he raged at 'exhausting' Boris Johnson over Covid response in messages - with the ex-No10 chief aide's language condemned as 'revolting' by lawyer as he appears before official inquiryKerry becomes the fourth contestant to leave Big Brother 2023: NHS Manager is EVICTED after Noky and Trish's nominations were revealed

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